Douglas Goodall confirmed this text was written by him, but the original date of publication is unknown.
Who controls the Septim crown?
Who keeps the Allesian Heresy down?
We do, we do
Who knocked Yokuda off the maps?
Who keeps the Dwemer under wraps?
We do, we do
Who dances a little dance and does not tell?
Who breaks time and thinks it’s swell?
We do, we do
Who spills coffee on the Chaos Staff?
Who makes the Truth Monkeys laugh?
We do, we do
