Submitted by Lady N on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 22:40
I'm sick of repeating myself. Hand this to the man replacing you between shifts, and ensure he reads it before you leave the post.
I am not to be disturbed. Permit no one in my chamber, ever. Certain people may come looking for me. I want those people dead.
You'll be back to raiding pig farms tomorrow if you foul this up.