Submitted by Lady N on Thu, 09/10/2015 - 18:32
"Eel-Strangler" Serving Platter | Traditional platter depicting a triumphant Lord Zuthorix the Eel-Strangler, who slew his enemies with conger-eel garrottes. |
"Key" to Sanguine's Demesne | Carnelian cut into the shape of a key, engraved "The Key to Sanguine's Demesne, Where Fantasy is Reality." |
"Stay Moist!" Brief-Axiom Wall Mosaic | Flexible "Brief-Axiom" mosaic of colored stones embedded in crocodile hide, with turquoise chips spelling out "Stay Moist!" |
Ancient Saxhleel Statue | Likely taken from one of the Argonian ruins near Hissmir, this statue depicts a crouching Argonian holding a stylized turtle. |
Argonian Affirmation Board | A board of heavy, inlaid wood, set in a series of octagonal patterns. Used for various Argonian meditative exercises. |
Argonian Alchemist Rack | Stands-In-Thought crafts these fine, wooden racks to hold and organize jars full of alchemy components. |
Argonian Cologne | A small glass bottle filled with a strong-smelling liquid. It's a scent that only Argonians could find alluring. |
Argonian Darkwood Tabletop | The top of an Argonian-crafted table, probably made in Murkmire and shipped to Dhalmora along with a parcel of slaves. |
Argonian Fruit Bowl | A wooden bowl crafted by and popular with Argonians, some Dark Elves have begun to use these distinctive bowls to store fruit. |
Argonian Nightmare Trap | Sold exclusively by a Hlaalu trading agent in Black Marsh, this Argonian effigy wards off bad dreams and night terrors. |
Argonian Reading Glass | A polished and shaped piece of glass attached to a bone handle. |
Argonian Scale Scraper | A metal blade especially designed to groom an Argonian's scaly body by removing mites, dirt, and residual build-up. |
Argonian Seed Toys | These tiny figurines of animals and Argonians carved from gorapple seeds fit within a simple leather pouch. |
Argonian Sipping Cup | Imported from Black Marsh, this crimson-wood cup is designed to be spill-proof for the use of young children. |
Argonian Spice Shaker | A ceramic container with shaker holes in its lid, designed to hold spice and dispense small amounts. |
Argonian Tail Band | A band of colored leather worn as a decorative element on the tails of some Dhalmora Argonians. This one has bells attached. |
Argonian Tail Stocking | A specialty item with strategically placed pouches to hold warmed stones. Some Argonians just can't abide a cold tail. |
Beetle Puffs Pastry Pan | This pastry pan makes a dozen sweet beetle puffs, a Dhalmora delicacy favored by Argonians and other adventurous eaters. |
Black Marsh Transportation Guide | A hand-drawn map of the various underground expressways formed by the roots of the Hist trees and the common routes for traders. |
Bronzed Egg Tooth | A prized childhood keepsake, coated in bronze. |
Chieftain's Heirloom Toad-Atlatl | Enameled flinging-stick ending in a shallow cup, used in the traditional Murkwater game "The Toad Flies at Dusk." |
Clam-Shell File | An attractive file used to dull (or sharpen) an Argonian's claws. |
Commemorative "Broken Shackles" Medal | Bronze medal depicting a set of broken shackles, inscribed "Jubilee Day 572, Lukiul Uxith." |
Conjectural Diorama of Silyanorn | Scale model in precious woods of the Barsaebic Ayleid city of Silyanorn, the predecessor of modern-day Stormhold. |
Copper Horn Caps | While the "capping" fad has largely passed, there's still a market for horn adornments in Black Marsh. |
Crafter's Ruler | Cuts-with-the-Grain swears by this measuring stick, which is engraved with the words "measure twice, cut once." |
Crawling Night Pillow | Dhalmora Argonians fill their pillows with live centipedes—they love the sensation of wriggling creatures against their heads. |
Crimson Ship Ticket | A ticket for passage on the Crimson Ship, never used by its owner. |
Deluxe Dark Elf Pantomime Joke Book | Leather-bound joke book of wordless cartoons all mocking Dark Elves, their customs and personal habits; "Stormhold, 2E 578." |
Dhalmora Leather Snuggle | Dhalmora Argonians find the feel of these thick, leather blankets oddly comforting on cold, lonely nights. |
Dhalmora Scorpion Trap | A Dhalmora Argonian invention, this contraption is placed near your sleeping area to attract and capture unwanted scorpions. |
Disturbing Argonian Portrait | An Argonian family portrait, you find something about it to be mildly disquieting about the way the eyes follow you as you move. |
Dreugh-Shell Sithis Spoon | Open-bottomed "Sithis Spoon" of Bogmother dreugh-shell, used in the ritual of the Empty Feast of Nullity. |
Drinks-Not Book Mark | Drinks-Not-Investments, the bank in Dhalmora, distributed these stylish leather book marks to promote business. |
Ebony Sithis Idol | This small ebony statue depicts Sithis as a bare-skulled figure clutching an Argonian egg. |
Elaborate Hist Centerpiece | An imposing willow wood sculpture. Small polished jades have been inset between the roots to represent eggs. |
Elegant Velvet-Lined Tail Lifter | Elegant folding tail lifter made of flexible spry-wood inlaid with red cedar, with a velvet-lined lift-cuff. |
Engraved Copper Plates | A set of burnished copper flatware. Each piece has been stamped with the mark of the famous Argonian smith, Haj-Ja. |
Erotic Argonian Etchings | A set of limited-edition etchings of Argonian erotica. It is impossible to discern the gender of the participants. |
Eye of Sithis See-All | Some Dhalmora Argonians believe this serpent-eye gem, when placed beside their beds, will watch over them during the night. |
Fin Polish | A lacquered wooden jar filled with a smooth, waxy substance. Guaranteed to enhance the appearance and health of Argonian fins. |
Fine Fishbone Head-Spine Snood | Semi-rigid snood worn while sleeping to prevent disarrangement of an Argonian's head-spines. |
Flawless Black Pearl | A large and well-polished swamp pearl from the heart of Black Marsh. |
Folio-Binding Kit with Head-Needle | Fine snakeskin sewing kit for binding folios of parchment, with an Argonian head-spine needle. |
Frog Gig with Folding Haft | Xal Ithix-style barbed four-tined frog gig, with double-hinged folding haft made of Mud Tree bamboo. |
Gerent's Quilted Sponge-Blanket | Quilted sponge-blanket displaying the sigil of the vicecanons. It is best used for staying moist while sleeping. |
Glazed Chiminea | Beautiful Argonian motifs cover this small cooking oven. |
Gold Counter's Promissory | Drinks-with-Toes distributes these tokens of obligation to remind bank customers of their dealings with Drinks-Not-Investments. |
Golden Mudcrab Plaque | Gilded mudcrab mounted on dreugh-shell plaque, inscribed "Best in Class, Sunscale Strand Mudcrab Heave." |
Gray Mire Angler's Creel | Argonian-made croc-hide creel for stowing caught fish; includes stiffened safety-pocket for extra hook storage. |
Greymist Falls Scrimshaw Tusk | Delicate scrimshaw carving on imported horker tusk depicting a couple picnicking at Greymist Falls. |
Haj-Mota Serving Bowl | This large bowl was fashioned from the shell of a baby Haj-Mota. |
Hissmir Cypress-Wood Lute | Ten-stringed lute of resonant swamp-cypress wood, made by the famous Hissmir luthier Sings-Backward. |
Hist Bookends | A pair of masterfully carved bookends that resemble a tangle of Hist roots. |
Hist Tree Crystal Orb | Crystal orb containing a tiny sculpture of the Percolating Mire Hist Tree; when inverted, small white flakes shower down. |
Hoarvor-Proboscis Mud Snorkel | Night-snorkel to enable breathing when sleeping immersed in mud, a hoarvor proboscis engraved with paeans to Padhome. |
Incomprehensible Argonian Game | A game, you think, of ancient Argonian design. The rules are incomprehensible, but the carved monster pieces are nice. |
Intricate Fishing Basket | An expertly coiled basket made from river cane and red wasso—popular with Argonian fishwives. |
Jade Cameo Sculpture | This lovingly polished relief sculpture depicts an Argonian in profile. |
Keeper's Everfount Inkplume | Writing plume of endless ink used by Hatching Pool Keepers to keep records of eggs and their hatchlings. |
Keeper's Licorice Worm Dowsing Rod | Orichalc dowsing rod used for finding the underground teeming-holes of licorice worms, which Keepers feed to hatchlings. |
Kothringi Abacus from Zuuk | Portable Kothringi abacus employing varnished sphere-scarabs as slide-beads. The four bottom central beads are marked Z-U-U-K. |
Kothringi Dream Catcher | Small bits of string and beads are woven together into a small circle. There is a single black feather attached at the bottom. |
Monsoon Celebrant's Helical Foont-Pipe | A hollow spiral blowpipe, made of the horn of an unknown sea creature, used for foonting to welcome the annual monsoon. |
Mudcrab Shell Cracker | This essential Argonian tool for obtaining the succulent meat inside a steamed mudcrab can be found throughout Bal Foyen. |
Murkmire Spice Grinder | A wooden device for grinding spices, this one was made by Argonian crafters and imported from Black Marsh. |
Naga-skin Bandit Blotter | Felt-lined absorbent blotter made from the soft-scaled underbelly of a condemned Naga bandit. |
Obsidian Night-Spectacles | Broad pince-snout spectacles of thin but dark obsidian, worn for the Argonian practice of "Walking with Sithis." |
Ooze-Blender with Spiral Spinner | Fine ceramic ooze-blender jar with central rotating spiral spinner, engraved "Sundry Swills, Alten Corimont" on the bottom. |
Ornamental Box of Family Egg-Shards | Thornwood box with mother-of-pearl inlay containing a selection of family egg-shards going back several generations. |
Pejureel's Party Platter | Chef Pejureel in Dhalmora sells a surprising number of these turtle-shell platters. Perfect for any party. |
Polished Wooden Spoon | A stained and polished Saxhleel ladle, highly sought after by many Imperial chefs. |
Porcelain Snake Sweat Jar | A decorative porcelain jar, used to store and dispense a favorite beverage of Dhalmora Argonians: tasty snake sweat. |
Ranic's Leather Oil | A jar of oil intended for use on leather. Many Dhalmora Argonians use it to keep their scales smooth and shiny. |
Raw Silk Linens | Rough-spun linens gathered from an Argonian caterpillar farm. |
Replica Chid-Moska Xanmeer | Small replica of a xanmeer carved in soapstone, engraved "Chid-Moska" underneath, with an "X" crudely carved at the apex. |
Sap-Speaker Moppet Doll | A doll modeled after an Argonian Sap-Speaker, albeit with a large head and smaller body, rarely seen this far from Murkmire. |
Seashell Wind Chimes | When Iron-In-Blood takes a break from crafting weapons, he makes these delicate chimes from local seashells. |
Shadowfen Mud Collection | Collection of eight sealed glass jars, each containing a sample of mud from a different region of Shadowfen. |
Shrew-Skull Jar-Top Opener | Fancy jar-top opener that uses the open-mouthed skull of a giant shrew, labeled "Courtesy of Beleth's Swamp Food." |
Small Copper Theilul Still | Compact copper apparatus for distilling moon-sugar cane into theilul, the dark Argonian rum. |
Stormhold "Stingaree" Tail Prosthesis | Fancy lacquered giant-wasp thorax with flexible bands for tail attachment, worn in the "Fredas Night Stingaree." |
Stormhold-Style Silver Slide-Flute | Slide-flute, silver, of the type used for playing the traditional jig "Dancing on Eggs" in the Stormhold Fredas Night Stingaree. |
Stout Grass Rope | A coil of strong, fibrous rope. This sturdy weave is an old Argonian secret. |
Swamp Eel Serving Platter | A large, ornate platter, traditionally used to present and serve roasted swamp eel at Argonian feasts. |
Teeba-Hatsei Ball | This remarkably heavy ball is used in the popular Argonian sport of Teeba-Hatsei, or "Hip and Tail Ball." |
Teeba-Hatsei Hip Pad | Worn by Murkmire "hip-and-tail-ball" players, this padding of wood and dried wasso leaves is a conversation piece in Bal Foyen. |
Thick Quill Pen | This quill was drawn from the corpse of a mighty Hack-Wing. |
Vicecanon's Cloth-of-Gold Armband | Symbol of office for a Vicecanon of Stormhold and "All Surrounding Domains Appertaining Thereto," says the label. |
Wamasu-Hide Tarpaulin | This sturdy tarp is tightly stitched and extremely durable. |
Wasp-Wing Betrothal Veil | Heirloom Argonian betrothal veil woven of the wings of Shadowfen wasps, both ordinary and giant. |
White Rose Warden's Knout Brooch | White Rose Prison Warden's symbol of office, a platinum brooch in the shape of a truncheon ending in a short three-lashed whip. |
Winter Warding Talisman | A talisman sold in back alleys, it supposedly keeps Argonians warm despite the cold of the Rift, but keep a blanket handy. |
Xal Thak Dental Marimba | Small marimba, with mallets, made of carefully-selected resonant reptile teeth on a nonatonic scale. |
Ceremonial shovel used to add a final pat of muck to a mud-house, with "Forsaken Hamlet" crudely scrawled on the blade. | |
Crystal water bowl intended as a "live inkwell." It holds a single black marsh-squid as a living source of ink. |