You and a guest are cordially invited
to attend an exclusive and extravagant
GALA
at the castle of
COUNT CALANTIUS in
SKINGRAD
The feeble-minded Count Calantius,
ever resplendent in his regal findery,
offers feasting. music, and dunce
to honor the glory and prestige of the
ineffective city of Skingrad on this
monumental occasion of the
twelfth anniversary of his arse
sending to the castle throne
The count looks forward to walloping
you to Skingrad Castle for an evening of
unsurpassed detainment for one and all!
