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Shadowbanish Vintners Note

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Anonymous

Guests, welcome!

We at the Shadowbanish Winery are pleased to have you join us for this exclusive tasting of our most special reserve. More than two dozen different vintages will be available over the course of the evening—with the opportunity to purchase your favorites in more substantial quantities, of course. We highly recommend you take advantage of this rare opportunity to acquire this stock, tax free. You won't find them at a lower price anywhere else, we assure you.

Please imbibe responsibly and mind your footing. These cool coves are perfect for preserving our stock, but the damp rock can be quite treacherous! We wouldn't want any potential customers to get washed out to sea.

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