Today's kill count:
Seven bureaucrats, two ogrim, and three legionaries. Beat that, Ancus!
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Challenge accepted, Cornelia.
Today's kill count:
Three bureaucrats, four legionaries, and six ogrim.
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Nice try, Ancus.
I've logged an official complaint with Captain Caudex. I saw one of your "killed" ogrim wandering around with an arrow sticking out of his foot—still very much alive. Better get those eyes checked.
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Guilty as charged. I was going to finish him off, but watching that fat brute try to reach his toes was just too funny.
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Spied three more ogrim with arrows in their feet. You're such a child.
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It's the end of the world, Cornelia. We've got to get our kicks where we can.
Get it? Kicks? Try not to laugh too hard—you'll give up your position.
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Believe me, Ancus, I'm quiet as the grave.
