“Cheesemaker of Goldfolly” Engraving | Framed engraving of the famous scene showing the making of bat-cheese from the long-lost giant dairy bats of Goldfolly. |
“Daily Jagga Shot” Matching Glass Set | Set of seven enameled mudcrab-chitin shot glasses, with gilded rims, one for each day of the week. |
“Hearty Hoarvor” Jagga Tankard | Tankard made of alit cuir bouilli infused with the distinctive aroma of jagga; displays the crest of the “Hearty Hoarvor.” |
“King Camoran” Music Box | A small wind-up device that plays the propaganda tavern song “King Camoran, It’s You I’m Adorin’.” |
“Undead Repelling” Arkay Talisman | Pouch talisman bearing the symbol of Arkay, said by the Keepers of the Ossuary of Telacar to repel the undead. |
“Watching Silvenar” Hand Mirror | Ivory-handled hand mirror in which the viewer always sees the beatific face of the Silvenar over her shoulder. |
“Where’s Falinesti?” Boardgame | Folding boiled-leather board with pouch of turquoise game pieces for the “Where’s Falinesti?” casual boardgame. |
“Xarxes’ Memory” Worship Candle | Leg-sized tallow candle, the kind used in the annual “Rites of Xarxes’ Memory” at Southpoint Cathedral. |
Air Plant Shoulder Harness | Leather harness supporting four small ceramic pots for sacred epiphytes, air plants collected from Treehenge. |
Amber Bedside Grub-Cage | Carved amber grub-cage with chrysoberyl stopper for containing live snack-larvae. |
Antique Clyster with Platinum Filigree | Antique Bosmeri First-Era tin clyster with platinum filigree, reinforced croc-leather spout, and ivory pump handle. |
Assortment of Cosmetic Horns | Cuir-bouilli box containing various prosthetic forehead-horns, with beetle-glue to affix them. |
Autographed Green Lady Silhouette | Silhouette graven on copperplate of the late Green Lady, personally autographed by Her Verdant Highness. |
Baandari Elder’s Bear-Fur Fez | Glossy black bear-fur fez with squirrel-tail tassel in the style favored by the Master Pedlars of Redfur Trading Post. |
Baby Ape Dress-Up Doll, with Clothing | Mummified baby ape with painted-on Elven features and a varied wardrobe of rich and exotic doll garments. |
Bat-Bone Whistle | A light and delicate bone from a giant bat, carved into a harmonious whistle by a Wood Elf crafter. |
Blank Marbruk Builder’s Permit | A permit to build in the city of Marbruk. It could be worth a lot to a forger. |
Blessed Horker Tusk on Gilt Plaque | Horker tusk carved with spiraling prayers to Y’ffre with three blessings from the Silvenar, mounted on a gilt wall plaque. |
Bolt of Iridescent Spidersilk | Bolt of iridescent spidersilk from the Scuttle Pit. It seems to be every color at once, or no color at all. |
Bone Carved Handbroom | A Wood Elf’s handbroom, carved from the bone of a small animal. Its bristles are hair. |
Bone Carving Tools | A Wood Elf’s tools for carving implements out of bone. |
Bone Dishware | Bosmer dishes, carved from the bones of large game. |
Bone Orchard Memorial Arrow | After burial in the Bone Orchard, the bereaved family is presented with a memorial arrow made from the deceased’s ulna. |
Bosmer Cutlery | A set of finely shaped cutlery made entirely of silver. Sets like these are highly valued by Bosmer who follow the Green Pact. |
Bosmer Fishing Rod | An ingenious mechanical fishing rod carved from bone. |
Bosmer Wood Polish | An aromatic lacquer used to polish wooden tables and chairs. |
Bosmeri Noble’s Omnium-Gatherum | Combination folding corkscrew, pipe-cleaner, and crystal quizzing glass, with the crest of House Caerllin, in a chamois pouch. |
Bottle of Vintage “Old Repugnant” Rotmeth | Unopened bottle of Old Repugnant rotmeth, vintage 544, “Green Leaf Brewers, Cormount.” |
Box of Y’ffre’s Sacred Incense | Meerschaum box containing twelve sticks (a year’s supply) of the Verdant Incense of Y’ffre, one for each month’s firstday. |
Bramble-Band of Brackenleaf’s Briars | Armband of living, interwoven bramble-vines. It symbolizes those brave enough to qualify as one of Brackenleaf’s Briars. |
Branch of Falinesti | One of many counterfeit branches of the legendary moving tree of Falinesti. |
Broken Ornamental Half-Helm | Half-helm, broken, ornamented with semi-precious stones, with maker’s-mark of “Defender’s Domain.” |
Butcher’s Tools | A perfect set of Wood Elf butcher’s tools. |
Cache of Forbidden Fruits | Jade box labeled “Jathsogur Smoking Powder” containing an assortment of taboo sweets: candied plums, cherries, and apricots. |
Camoran Bat-Wing Bumbershoot | Ivory-handled black folding umbrella fashioned from the waxed wings of giant bats, with the red Camoran Royal Seal. |
Camoran Chamberlain Badge | Platinum lapel badge displaying the sigil of the Camoran Dynasty, as worn by the royal chamberlains. |
Camoran Coronation Banner | Carefully-folded royal banner with silversilk embroidered fringe, from Aeradan Camoran’s coronation. |
Camoran Dynasty Private Stock Bugsmoke | Pouch containing a double-handful of the special bugsmoke mix prepared exclusively for the royal family. |
Camoran Throne-Tattoo Codex | Gilt-edged hand-drawn folio depicting the Wood Elf tattoo patterns that may only be worn by members of House Camoran. |
Carved Bone Sand-Shaker | A small bone box with pierced lid for sanding finished documents, carved with images of Imga. |
Ceremonial Shawm for Royal Feast Days | Double-reed bass shawm, of highly-ornamented alit bone, as played during fetes by the Royal Elden Root Consort. |
Champion of Silvenar Figurine with Gold Spontoon | Late-First-Era ceramic figurine of a Champion of Silvenar, gilded and bearing a solid-gold spontoon. |
Cloisonne Thunderbug-Head Spittoon | Enameled head-carapace of a thunderbug, with mandibular spout and leather anti-skid feet, labeled “Phynaster’s Stride, Haven.” |
Common Wood Elf Insults | It would be better not to repeat the insults contained in this book. The inside cover claims it is of a very rare edition. |
Corimont Mouth-Plover Cage | Sturdy birdcage for a Corimont Mouth-Plover, which high-status Argonians use to clean their fangs after dining. |
Corundum Tooth File | A popular Wood Elf luxury item. Perfect for achieving a clean, predatory smile. |
Crimson Cove Torrid Tango Scrimshaw | Scrimshaw leviathan tooth, carved to depict two Bosmer dancing the Torrid Tango, signed “Cap’n Kathner.” |
Crimson Sealing Wax | A stick of cherished Grahtwood beeswax, dyed a deep red. |
Cut-Glass Slug Terrarium with Elden Tree | Delicate terrarium for pet slugs with three cut-glass sides and a ceramic Elden Tree sculpture for the slugs to climb on. |
Dancing Duo Green Lady Bone Marionette | Marionette of monkey bones dressed in the traditional iridescent green garb of the Green Lady, used in the Memorial Duo Dance. |
Dancing Duo Silvenar Bone Marionette | Marionette of monkey bones dressed in the traditional cloth-of-silver robes of the Silvenar, used in the Memorial Duo Dance. |
Dancing Mammoth Music Box | Music box that, when wound, plays “Threnody for King Eplear” as three clockwork mammoths dance around Treehenge. |
Dancing Spriggan Thumb Puppet | Ingenious spriggan puppet carved from articulated bone by Menthorn of Haven; pressure on the base makes the puppet “dance.” |
Deck of Commemorative Playing Cards | Stiff parchment playing cards with an image of the Green Lady and Silvenar on the backs to commemorate the Handfasting. |
Deepwoods Thunderbug Serving Platter | Serving platter of lacquered thunderbug carapace, painted to depict the Green Lady Shrine in Deepwoods. |
Ebony Treehenge Bookends | A pair of heavy ebony bookends, each cast in the shape of the Green Lady Treestone from Treehenge. |
Edifying Illusio-Scope | Bulging device with inward-facing goggles and a crank that, when turned, shows the viewer moving images of Bosmer procreation. |
Elaborate Clockwork Hurdy-Gurdy | Fine string instrument that can be played with a bow, or cranked to automatically play the Camoran March. |
Elden Tree Golden Acorn Plaque | Fist-sized golden acorn mounted on a wall plaque, reading “Winner, Annual Elden Tree Speed Climb.” |
Embroidered Silk Silvenar Pillow | Silk-covered throw-pillow with embroidered scene showing a procession of Spinners being carried through Silvenar. |
Erotic Green Pact Drawings | A collection of plant life drawings that are strangely suggestive. |
Exotic Bosmer Spice Shakers | Something smells … off … about these spice shakers, but they should fetch a good price from gourmets. |
Falinesti Idol | A small carving of the mysterious moving tree of Falinesti. |
Feathery Finery Shawl | Wood Elves consider this shawl made of blue-bunting feathers to be stylish, while most everyone else think it looks ridiculous. |
Filigreed Falinesti Acorn | A fist-sized acorn preserved with a coat of dark lacquer and trimmed with gilt edging around the cap. |
Fine Ceramic Wash Bowl | Heirloom personal wash bowl painted with scenes from “The Naming Story of Y’ffre” around the rim. |
Fine Waterproof Stilt-Boots | Waterproof snakeskin stilt-boots for fishing in the shore-swamps, crafted at Vineshade Lodge. |
Golden Holy Symbol of Y’ffre | This solid gold symbol bearing the symbol of Y’ffre, the Forest God, was sparingly distributed to his priests, the “Spinners.” |
Golden Royal Fishing Statuette | Gold-plated statuette of a leaping trout engraved “Royal Camoran Fishing Tournament, 2E 561.” |
Graht-Oak Rolling Pin | This heavy rolling pin crafted from the trees of Valenwood has some heft, perfect for flattening dough. |
Great Seal of Silvenar | Heavy, fist-sized silver stamp embossed with the Municipal Seal of Silvenar, which still shows traces of green wax from use. |
Green “Official Decree” Inkwell | Jade inkwell containing the green iridescent ink used for writing official decrees from the Silvenar. |
Green Lady Corkscrew | A brass corkscrew with a jade handle shaped in a stylized representation of a reclining Green Lady. |
Green Lady Fertility Fetish | An exaggerated jade statuette from the Green Lady Shrine in Deepwoods. |
Green Pact Prayer Card | Several prayers to the Green are inscribed on this card, which is made from very finely-cut bone. |
Greenshade Tunnel Map | An extremely detailed map of the cave networks under Greenshade. It would be useful to anyone traveling in secret. |
Handmade Green Lady Doll | A handmade child’s doll with intricate embroidery and beading, fashioned to look like the Green Lady. |
Hollow Scorpion Carapace | Wood Elves make a game of trying to hollow out a scorpion carapace without damaging the shell. This one survived intact. |
Hunter’s Hircine Good-Luck Talisman | Small brass totem of an antlered Wood Elf, with a green gem pendant on its chest. |
Imported Bosmeri Eye-Spoons | Incomplete set of 5 copperplate Bosmeri pointed eye-spoons, in display case labeled “Ottaesa’s Imports.” |
Imported Steel Desktop Book Stand | Steel desktop stand for holding a book open for reading, inscribed “Imported by Orabess, Cormount.” |
Jagga Tart Fluted Ring Pans | Fluted ring pans for making jagga tarts, a Wood Elf delicacy consisting of fermented pig’s milk and squirrel preserves. |
Jagga-Junga Nesting Mugs | Set of eight jagga mugs, each larger than the last, for the progressive drinking game Jagga-Junga; the largest is for spew. |
Jaqspur Captain’s Arboreal Spotting Scope | Brass folding telescope with wristband, used by arboreal archers for spotting targets; made by Greenwarden Forge. |
Jester’s Day Dribble Tankard | Hilarious joke tankard with a dribble-hole below the brim, bearing the crest of The Sloshing Tankard Inn. |
Kollopi Root Mouth Freshener | The dry taste of the kollopi root may not be pleasant, but it absorbs all odors, leaving one’s breath smelling perfectly fresh. |
Kwama Scrib-Head Bugsmoke Ashtray | With the failure of the Burroot Kwama Mine, the owners tried to recoup by fashioning items from kwama carapaces. |
Large Rotmeth Fermentation Alembic | Sizeable double-glass alembic for fermenting meat juices to make rotmeth; etched “Made by Enthoras, Master Alchemist.” |
Leather Flask | The leather surrounding this flask is supple to the touch, and enscribed with intricate Bosmeri writing. |
Living Model of Elden Root | This painstakingly accurate model of the city of Elden Root was created using an actual, still-living miniature tree. |
Longhaven Saddle | A master-crafted saddle that is as comfortable to sit on as its gold embroidery is valuable. |
Magnificent Grahtwood Beetle Collection | Glass-covered box containing a collection of over a hundred mounted beetles, arranged in prismatic order from red to violet. |
Mahogany “Dancing Duo” Serving Platter | Serving platter of imported mahogany, painted with a stylized depiction of Silvenar and Green Lady dancing a sarabande. |
Mammoth-Rib Nord-Striders | A pair of curiously straightened stilts, taken from the ribcage of a living timber mammoth—an odd gift of the Green. |
Maulborn Plague Seal | An engraved seal bearing the official stamp of the Maulborn, used to mark those afflicted with the Llodos plague. |
Meerschaum Sweetgnat Kiseru | Long-shanked, small-bowled pipe carved from meerschaum, used in Karthdar for smoking small dried bugs like sweetgnats. |
Moonhenge Meditation Mat | A colorful mat used by devout Wood Elves to meditate at the mystical spot known as Moonhenge. |
Mudcrab Shell Dinner Plates | A set of sturdy dinner plates fashioned from genuine mudcrab shells and engraved with Wood Elf symbology. |
Mudcrab-Chitin Rotmeth Pitcher | Chitin rotmeth pitcher, with spout-strainer to keep in the chunks, etched “Phynaster’s Stride, Haven.” |
Mummified Monkey Paw | Considered an item of good fortune by the Wood Elves, this mummified monkey paw is nevertheless kind of creepy. |
Mystic Moons Torchbug Lanthorn | Filigreed mesh torchbug cage with attached juice-dripper vial and embossed tag labeled “Mystic Moons Imports—Vulkwasten.” |
Nightmare Nuzzle | A rag doll in the shape of a stylized ghost, Wood Elves take the nuzzle to bed when they want to experience bad dreams. |
Nimare’s Lucky Horseshoe | This decorative, crimson horseshoe bears the brand of Nimare’s Noble Steeds in Marbruk and supposedly brings luck to the owner. |
Noble’s Comb and Brush Set | Jade comb, ivory-handled hair brush, and silver-plated scissors, in a lacquered box embossed with the arms of House Dothriel. |
Ornamental Taxidermied Alit Head | Carefully-preserved alit head, tanned skin stretched over skull, painted with Green Pact symbols, with emeralds for eyes. |
Pactbreaker’s Arm-Flute | A flute carved from the arm-bone of someone who broke the Green Pact. Now quite illegal, but still valued by collectors. |
Pair of Crystal Jagga Chalices | Jagga chalices, used for traditional wedding toasts, inscribed “Congratulations Thalrinel & Dardir.” |
Pair of Elden Tree Scroll Weights | Smooth marble weights, oval, for holding a scroll open on a desk, each engraved with an image of the Elden Tree. |
Pearl-Oyster Eternal Waterfall Sculpture | Copper-tube eternal waterfall sculpture, with pearl-inset oyster basins and Dwemer everpump, from Greenwarden Forge. |
Porcelain Beetle Tureen | The top of this well-crafted porcelain beetle can be removed to reveal its use as an elaborate Wood Elf serving dish. |
Potted Valenwood Flytrap | A rare carnivorous plant found only in the deepest forests of Valenwood. Its leaves are a powerful aphrodisiac. |
Pouch of Amber Buttons | A handful of buttons, fashioned from ancient graht-oak resin. |
Rare Fossil | This well-preserved ammonite was likely found on the beaches outside Haven. |
Red Sateen Vestments of Z’en | Red vestments of a Priest of Z’en, worn when declaring a Wood Elf Mourning War begun or ended. |
Royal Camoran Travel Teapot | Self-heating brass travel pot for boiling beetle-tea, bearing the sigil of the Royal House of Camoran. |
Royal Mahout’s Ceremonial Ankus | Bejeweled ankus of the First Era formerly used on holidays by a mahout of the Royal Camoran Timber Mammoth Corps. |
Royal Wasp Wrangler’s Capture Net | Collapsible net of strong Scuttle Pit spidersilk for live capture of giant wasps by the Camoran Royal Wasp Wrangler. |
Scorpion Shell Peeler | A double-bladed Wood Elf tool for peeling the carapace from a scorpion to get to the succulent meat inside. |
Scorpion Shell Pig-Milk Pitcher | A decorative pitcher made from a scorpion’s shell, used to store and dispense milk produced by Wood Elf hogs. |
Seaside Sanctuary Harbor Rights | A forger or a smuggler could make some coin selling these docking rights to Woodhearth’s harbor. |
Set of Chamois Hand-Towels | A set of four fine deer-chamois handtowels, stamped on the corners “Trader’s Rest, Velyn Harbor.” |
Set of Four Guar-Egg-Poaching Ramekins | Four star-shaped enameled ceramic ramekins for poaching bantam guar eggs, from the Southpoint Inn. |
Set of Monkeybone Bug Tweezers | Case of six fine tweezer utensils used for eating live bugs, carved from flexible monkeybone and inscribed “Silvenar Supplies.” |
Set of Silvenar Marrow Spoons | Set of six heirloom silver-plated marrow spoons, each stamped with the Great Seal of Silvenar in its bowl. |
Set of Six Frog-Kebab Skewers | Set of fancy frog-kebab skewers of twisted wrought iron, from the Greenwarden Forge in Elden Root. |
Signed “Trees of Brackenleaf” Folio | Signed folio of engravings depicting the leading trees of Brackenleaf, with their names and brief histories. |
Silver “Perchance Acorn” Puzzle Game | Classic Wood Elf acorn-hiding puzzle game, with acorn, cups, and board of silver, engraved “Silversmith Menthorn, Haven.” |
Silver Boar Censer | A silver, boar-shaped censer used to burn animal fat in various Green Pact rituals. |
Silver Hoarvor Pipeworm Canister | Noble’s silver canister in the likeness of an engorged hoarvor, and filled with the finest Strid-Bottom Pipeworm. |
Silver Horseshoe | Serves little function, but worth its weight in silver and it’s studded with jewels that mark it as property of Camoran royalty. |
Silver Vinedusk Ranger Birdcall | A silver birdcall gifted to members of the Vinedusk Rangers by King Camoran, and used to send innocuous signals. |
Silver-Plated Juggling Forks | Set of three long silver-plated forks for the juggling game “Forks Akimbo,” popular at Redfur Trading Post. |
Snakeskin Umbrella | A clever Wood Elf invention, designed to keep travelers dry during rainstorms. |
Spinner’s Ceremonial Gilding | Gilded accessories attached to a Spinner’s ceremonial portage. Often provided as gifts on festival days. |
Spinner’s Ceremonial Portage Harness | Hand-tooled timber-mammoth-leather harness for carrying a Spinner between two porters. |
Spinner’s Ivory Silvenar Puppet | A painted ivory marionette in the image of the Silvenar, with jointed limbs for simulated bowing and blessing. |
Spinner’s Ruched Silken Furbelow | A Spinner’s ruched and flounced furbelow of turquoise silk and golden chamois, with gilt edging. |
Spinner’s Skin Drum | Upon the death of a revered spinner, a skin drum is occasionally commissioned to celebrate the spinner’s life. |
Sterling Silver Orc-Forged Candlestick | Portable silver candlestick, with finger-ring and tallow candle, etched underneath “Shakul, Barkbite Forge.” |
Stinkbug Ink | A rare Bosmer ink. When exposed to heat, the shimmering of the ink almost makes up for the horrid smell. |
Stuffed Monkey | A lifelike doll intended for Wood Elf children. This is definitely an actual stuffed monkey. |
Sturdy Wood Elf Waterskin | This supple waterskin was fashioned from a wild boar’s stomach. |
Tall Trunk Rotmeth Flask | Silver-chased leather flask embossed with an image of the Tall Trunk Tavern and the words “Galithor’s Tall Trunk Rotmeth.” |
Tanglehaven Scalp-on-a-Stick | Scalp dangling from an arm-bone, used for playing the traditional Tanglehaven game “Which Head, Whose Head?” |
Tattooed Mammoth-Ball Trophy | Grapefruit-sized leather ball, hairy, tattooed with “Silvenar Rangers, Mammoth-Ball Champions, 2E 565.” |
The Key to Velyn Harbor | Large hollow brass key that can be played like a fife, engraved “First Seed Presentation: The Key to Velyn Harbor.” |
Thunderbug-Shell Pipe | An enameled bug-smoking pipe with a capacious bowl formed from a thunderbug’s carapace. |
Timber Mammoth Ivory Comb | A fine-toothed ivory comb carved with a relief showing King Aeradan accepting the Camoran crown. |
Transferable Promissory Note | I.O.U. drawn on the general funds of the Treasury of the Tree, made out to “Bearer.” |
Treehenge Compass Twig | Gilded graht-oak twig; suspended from a short cord, it turns slowly and stops, always pointing toward Treehenge. |
Treethane’s Ceremonial Gorget | Symbol of office, a Treethane’s neckpiece, sporting an avian design picked out in iridescent feathers of green and turquoise. |
Treethane’s Ebony Baton of Office | Treethane’s symbol of office, a ceremonial ebony baton with a gold finial anchoring the Seven Gold Chains of Responsibility. |
Treethane’s Seal | A replica of Treethane Fariel’s official seal. A forger would find this quite valuable. |
Treethane’s Splinted Thunderbug Sash | Treethane’s crimson sash of enameled thunderbug splints, traditionally worn for Y’ffre’s Naming Day. |
Troll Skull Slumgullion Serving Bowl | Serving bowl made from a troll skull, with jawbone ladle, for serving Jaqspur’s Slumgullion, i.e., Whatever-We-Caught-Soup. |
Twig-of-Falinesti Compass | A twig hangs from a silken strand. Supposedly from Falinesti; said to always point to the Walking City, it spins uncertainly. |
Velyn Harbor Leviathan Oil Lamp | Lamp for burning leviathan oil. Inscribed on bottom: “Another Fine Product from Trader’s Crescent.” |
Velyn Harbor Mages Guild Stationery | Two-score sheets of fine stationery, blank except for the symbol of the Mages Guild and script reading “Velyn Harbor Guildhall.” |
Vinedusk Rangers Tent | A small collapsible tent bearing the symbol of the Vinedusk Rangers. |
Warped Oaken Flatware | These plates appear to have been “sung” into existence using Wood Elf magic. |
Wasp Netting | A mesh made from ogre sinew. Some Wood Elves swear it provides unmatched protection from the giant wasps of Green’s Marrow. |
Wilderking Doll | Myth or reality? This child’s doll depicts the legendary Wilderking as an enormous Elf with antlers. |
Wilderking Sketch | A rare sketch of the legendary Wilderking, and worth a great deal to collectors and myth-hunters. |
Wood Elf Dance Shawl | Traditional attire for engaging in Wood Elf ritual dances, the frolicker usually wears this diaphanous cloth—and nothing more. |
Woodhearth Nose Flute | “Woodhearth” style three-finger-hole nose flute with flaring mouth. |
Woodhearth Sewer Map | A smugglers’ map of the Woodhearth sewers. |
Y’ffre Camp Guardian | Wood Elves construct these tiny effigies of sticks and twigs, bless them to Y’ffre, and place them to protect their camps. |
Y’ffre’s Bones Prayer Dice | Odd dice designed to aid in prayers to Y’ffre, though few besides Wood Elves know how to interpret them. |
You-Know-What Distiller | A distilling device for making potent You-Know-What whiskey (a favorite among the Wood Elves) in the comfort of your own home. |
Items of the Second Era: Valenwood