Submitted by Lady N on Sat, 06/24/2017 - 15:37
The Motheaters Song
Who controls the Septim crown?
Who keeps the Allesian Heresy down?
We do, we doWho knocked Yokuda off the maps?
Who keeps the Dwemer under wraps?
We do, we doWho dances a little dance and does not tell?
Who breaks time and thinks it's swell?
We do, we doWho spills coffee on the Chaos Staff?
Who makes the Truth Monkeys laugh?
We do, we do
This post was carried over from the old TIL site, and the original author was unknown. In May 2023 Douglas Goodall confirmed this text was written by him.