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Vivec. In your pants.

Guys. 

Guys. 

We just had the best idea ever. Vivec themed underwear. Nothing gets ladies (and guys!) hot and bothered quite like everyone's favorite hermaphroditic warrior-poet god. 

Get them now, with slogans like:

  • Love is under my will only
  • This is Muatra. Guess what it represents. 
  • Nothing is of any use. We must go and misinterpret this.
  • The mightiest of my issue would succumb to Muatra without argument
  • How very beautiful you are, that you do not join us. 
  • I would prefer some kind of ceremony if we are to be married.
  • My love is accidentally shaped like a spear.

 

Order today!

#9026

Good lords!

 

 

You forgot one.

  • Nerevar grab my spear!
  • By Proweler at 01/24/2012 - 04:21
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#9029

 Still no idea what to say. How did you find this idea, woman!? 

 

Although I do think having classic vivec lines on it is clever, but how and where would they fit? Also, who would you contact for merchandising rights, Gstaff or someone?

  • By Jeroic at 01/24/2012 - 08:30
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#9030

Jeroic wrote:

Still no idea what to say. How did you find this idea, woman!?

My unidentified accomplice (who I'll let incriminate himself) started off with shirts. Then it turned out that one can also get stuff printed on underwear. And Vivec is the natural choice when it comes to things that'll be in contact with crotch.

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Although I do think having classic vivec lines on it is clever, but how and where would they fit?

Across the butt, like those pants that say JUICY and stuff.

 

Valentines is coming up, celebrate it in style!

  • By Lady N at 01/24/2012 - 08:43
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#9032

 Wait, but the picture seems to be a thong. I had assumed it would be small so you had to look from... very close up.

  • By Jeroic at 01/24/2012 - 08:53
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#9033

They come in more than just thong. Mens fashions, too, hence all the muatra references (I imagine references to giant...spears on girl's underwear would be discouraging to one's own...spear). 

  • By Lady N at 01/24/2012 - 09:35
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#9034

Probably best to let people decide that for themselves. There is just no way of knowing.

  • By Proweler at 01/24/2012 - 11:38
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#9042

It helps if you pretend the underwear is complimenting your own giant spear, rather than any of the numerous other possibilities, none of which are very good.

  • By Reamus at 01/25/2012 - 04:16
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#9121

Lady N wrote:

They come in more than just thong. Mens fashions, too, hence all the muatra references (I imagine references to giant...spears on girl's underwear would be discouraging to one's own...spear). 

You don't have to be a woman to wear a thong, you know? ~_^

  • By Red-Rock-Run at 01/27/2012 - 23:34
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