Books in the category: Jokes, Songs, Poems & Plays

Anything with rhythm and rhyme, anything you can do on a stage, anything you can laugh about, including translations thereof.

Fools' Ebony - Frincheps
An interesting, somewhat funny reading. Contains some lewd hints, but nothing explicit. Rather long.
A Dubious Tale of the Crystal Tower - Bibenus Geon
An eons old joke about an actor who was hired by a Zoo.
Banker's Bet - Porbert Lyttumly
An old joke about a person who made living off of bets.
Healer's Tale - Anonymous
A well-known medical joke. Contains a minor gameplay hint.
Jokes - Butha Sunhous
Mostly old ones. Gives you an idea of different races of Tamriel though.
Rude Song - Anonymous
Not so rude, but quite naughty. A rare example of poetry.
The Arrowshot Woman - Anonymous
An ancient blonde joke.
The Epic of the Grey Falcon - Anido Jhone, editor
A popular joke about a shipwreck survivor.
The Alik'r - Enric Milnes
Impressions of a poetic nature who seems to have fallen in love with the Alik'r Desert of Hammerfell. Reminded me of Herbert's "Dune".
Book of Life And Service - Anonymous
Obscure mystical pronouncements and prophecies, few of which are comprehensible or relevant. Safe for an excerpt regarding the undead in the Soul Cairn..
Book of Rest And Endings - Anonymous
An excerpt describing the ritual needed to put a Wrathman to rest.
Soul Cairn Stained Glass Window Note - Anonymous
A description of a window and the short poem beneath.
Spear of Bitter Mercy Inscription - Anonymous
A cipher.
Crendal the Town Drunk's Drunken Song - Crendal the Breton
A Hypothetical Treachery - Anthil Morvir
An amusing play about a bunch of backstabbing adventurers.
Ashlands Hymns - Anonymous
An Ashlander love song.
The Balladeer's Fakebook - Anonymous
From the official Entertainer plugin. A selection of Title of lyrics to many popular Western drinking songs. Too bad the lyrics itself is not provided.
The Battle of Molag Beran - Anonymous
From the official Entertainer plugin. A traditional Dunmer ballad. Very nice.
The Blue Book of Riddles - Anonymous
A book of riddles... which doesn't actually contain any.
The Cantatas of Vivec - Vivec
From the introduction: "The Cantatas of Vivec are gospels written in the form of epic songs. They trace the evolution of Vivec from a foolish mortal into an enlightened divine."
The Five Far Stars - Anonymous
An ashlander song.
I'm My Own Grandpa - Gaeldol, the Funniest Wood Elf Ever
From the official Entertainer plugin. Jokes by Gaeldol. This suppose to be funny...oh well.
A Less Rude Song - Anonymous
And you thought Dark Elves were prudes.
Lord Jornibret's Last Dance - Anonymous
A fine piece of gallant poetry. Somewhat like "Rude Song" of Daggerfall, but much, much more refined.
The Lost Prophecy - Gilvas Barelo
One of the Nerevarine Prophecies, annotated by the Dissident Priests.
No-h's Picture Book of Wood - Anonymous
Strange book, found in an abandoned shack, somewhere in Bitter Coast Region.
Parchments with Scrawlings - Anonymous
The ravings of the deranged Sixth House Cult!
The Seven Curses - Gilvas Barelo
From the Apographa of the Dissident Priests. Part of the whole Nerevarine/House Dagoth oral tradition
The Seven Visions - Anonymous
Prophesies of the Nerevarine.
The Stranger - Anonymous
These are the words of the prophecy called "The Stranger." More Nerevarine stuff. In fact, these are the words that roll across the screen in the movie that introduces Morrowind. "Many fall, but one remains."
Words of the Wind - Anonymous
The Yellow Book of Riddles - Waughin Jarth
A selection of relatively interesting riddles.
Scrolls of Daerir's Miracle - Anonymous
A unique magical scroll which cures blight.
Book of Life and Service - Anonymous
A holdover from Battlespire, describing the Wrath- and Mistmen.
Book of Rest and Endings - Anonymous
An excerpt describing the ritual needed to put a Wrathman to rest. What use could it have?
Note to Ahnia - Anonymous
A letter found on Ahnia, talking about the Elbert Nemarc's Notes
Pirate Captain's Note - Anonymous
A note of the pirate's treasures.
The Song of Grandfather Frost - Anonymous
The Song of Uncle Sweetshare - Anonymous
A song of person named Uncle Sweetshare, a skooma distributor/producer in Solstheim.
The Five Songs of King Wulfharth - Anonymous
Summaries of the Five Songs. Contains a unique take on the Battle at Red Mountain, among other things.
The Blessings of Sheogorath - Anonymous
Describes the thirteen blessings of Sheogorath.
The Ravings of Fenroy - Fenroy
A book of 'poems'.
Liturgy of the Duelists - Anonymous
Poems of the combatants.
The Yellow Book of Riddles - Anonymous
A riddle book
Writ of Sealing - Anonymous
Songs of Skyrim - Giraud Gemaine
The lyrics of a collection of songs from Skyrim. Including Ragnar The Red, The Dragonborn Comes, The Age of Oppression and Dragonborn .
Song of the Askelde Men - Atheneum Monks at Old Anthel
A traditional song about the Askelde Men. A Nordic warband covered in the ash of their fallen brothers.
Song of Hrormir - Anonymous
The retelling of the quest of Hrormir to rescue his brother from the Dark Kings of Aelfendor.
Death Blow of Abernanit - Geocrates Varnus, ed.
A poem about the Sixth House.
Notes on Yngol Barrow - Anonymous
A poem about Atmora, which serves as the solution to a puzzle within Yngol Barrow.
Ancient Edict - Anonymous
A curse and a warning.
King Olaf's Verse - Anonymous
Father of the Niben - Florin Jaliil, trans.
An ancient poem about Topal the Pilot, with modern commentary.
Geirmund's Epitaph - Anonymous
Epitaph to Geirmund, archmage under king Harald.
Horror of Castle Xyr - Baloth-Kul
A one act play about a Telvanni Wizard’s experiments.
Songs of Skyrim - Revised - Giraud Gemaine
The lyrics of a collection of songs from Skyrim, updated after the completion of the main quest with a new song: Tale of the Tongues.
Ode to the Tundrastriders - Anonymous
A poem about giants.
The Red Book of Riddles - Anonymous
The Secret of Ragnvald - Anonymous
A poem about the defeat of King Otar of Ragnvald.
The Third Door - Annanar Orme
A humerous song about the love and scorn of Ellabeth, Queen of the Axe.
Pirate King of the Abecean - Velehk Sain
A poem about a fierce pirate captain.
The Lusty Argonian Maid - Crassius Curio
A hilariously raunchy tale of an Argonian maid and her Imperial master.
The Legendary Scourge - Anonymous
A poem about Scourge, the mace of Malacath.
The Warrior's Charge - Anonymous
A Redguard poem about the constellations.
Old Tome - Anonymous
A poem about death and honor
Jornibret's Last Dance - Anonymous
A bawdy song about a playboy and the lady who charms him.
Legend of the Krately House - Baloth-Kul
A frightening play about a haunted house.
Love Poem - Calcelmo
Calcelmo's poem to his lover, Faleen
Power of the Elements - Anonymous
A mysterious poem seemingly containing instructions.
The Four Totems of Volkygge - Anonymous
A riddle whose answer is the solution to a puzzle.
Tattered Note - Anonymous
The riddle of Labyrinthian
Mannimarco, King of Worms - Horicles
An epic poem about Mannimarco, the King of Worms.

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